Guy at Sale: "Hey, you've got this portable CD player marked 75 cents, and the headphones are a dollar. What's up with that? The headphones should be cheaper."
My Husband (totally kidding): "Well, alright. How about 75 for the headphones and a dollar for the CD player?"
Hands over a buck seventy-five.
Guy: "Wait. That was the same."
Big smiles all around. No hard feelings.
My husband: "Tell you what. If the CD player doesn't work for you, you can bring it back."