Lady arrives as we're packing up. Begins to peruse merchandise lying around.
Ben (my sister's brother-in-law): You need a computer printer? (We've got no fewer than 5 to choose from.)
Customer: If I knew about computers, you think I'd be shoppin' at yard sales?
Well, I mean . . . some people think it's fun.
Me: How about a free Valentine treat for the road?
Customer: Oh thank you. That's nice! I need it like a hole in the head, though.
You probably had to be there. But I thought it was a great way to end the day.